So Megan totally inadvertently inspired this post, because of her admiration for one of the people on this list, and Yes I know it has an insanely long title for a top 5 list.
Top 5 People that you shouldn't be scared of but would be terrified to meet in a dark ally
5. Amy Winehouse
Who is she? A drugged up crazy singer
Why is she scary? Look at her, she is pretty freaky looking and due to the fact that she is has a history of being unstable
Why is it stupid to be terrified of her? Again look at her, she is a small little woman how could she do anything to me or you?
I have no freaking clue what she is doing to that chicken.... scary
4. David Icke
Who is he? He is a former British football star who has become famous recently for his die hard belief that the world is being run by lizard men disguised as people who are secretly trying to take over the world.
Why is he scary? Read that last part again, he honestly believes that George Bush (as well as other former and current world leaders) was a lizard man carrying out part of an evil plot to enslave/defeat us mere humans. He has also developed a cult following of people who believe his conspiracy theory.
Why is it stupid to be terrified of him? Well if you have read the above you probably realize he is a little crazy, and the worst he could do would mostly likely be trying to convert you to his beliefs.
3. Carrot Top
Who is he? Carrot Top the famous prop comedian who stars in washed up celebrty shows on MTV and used to be on 1-800-collect adds.
Why is he scary? Well he used to be this regular looking wimpy dude.... now he is hulked out on steroids... I mean look at him what isn't scarey about this guy now?
His secret has been drinking a lot of carrot juice
Why is it stupid to be terrified of him? Well for one thing he is a prop comedian, and not even a great one at that and besides the roids have probably messed him up somehow.
2. Marilyn Manson
Who is he? A shock metal rocker
Why is he scary? His looks and his looks alone... but yeah thats plenty enough. That and the lyrics of his songs even managed to get him blamed for the columbine shooting.
Why is it stupid to be terrified of him? Well he has built his whole career on being this crazy scarey looking guy who isn't afraid of doing anything for shock value.... yet we haven't really ever heard of him doing anything illegal or crazy outside his performances. That and he is this small little guy who looks like he hasn't ever been outside.
1. Emma Goldman
Who is she? One of Megan's heros and a woman's rights activist from way back in the day.
Just plain creepy....
Why is she scary? Ok #1 I think she is like the creepiest woman I have ever seen, other than that she openly promoted anarchy and was known for her sexual exploits (which is cringe worthy to me)
Why is it stupid to be terrified of her? Well first off is she is dead and despite being arrested a couple times she wasn't really that physically dangerous unless you are scared of women getting rights.
Honorable mention: Richard Simmons
There you have it my list of "People that you shouldn't be scared of but would be terrified to meet in a dark ally". The only draw back to this list is there is at least one other person I would add but they aren't famous so I had to pick people that are publicly known so people would understand.
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