Saturday, March 29, 2008

Castro you've made a Mistake!


Breaking News:  "Raul Castro: Cubans can have cell phones"

Raul is going soft, he already let them have microwaves as well as other appliances and he has only been in power for a little while now.... Hopefully he keeps control over the governments telephone monopoly

Fidel should have let me be the new dictator of Cuba rather than passing it down to his brother... sure I might not have been as qualified since I didn’t have the family connections or experience that Raul had... but I would have ruled with an iron fist.... or umm at least a huge green fist.... now where did I put my Hulk Hands at...


Don’t worry Fidel your still one of my heros, you just need to whip your brother into shape... we all know you can still do it.


The actual News Story

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