Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Zombies Ate My Neighbors


I recently started a "choose your own adventure game" in my gang on Hobowars, I'm just using this to chronicle the events as they happen in the game, also any of my blog fans ( all umm 0 of you  ) can read  it if you want.
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Your name is Frank and you are 25 years old. You just graduated College and got a job working at a office in Greensfork, Ohio. You have a nice apartment, and everything was going great... that was in till this morning... when the news came out a Zombie outbreak has occurred... You thought it was just a Halloween joke at first but the footage on the news of zombies overturning cars and eating people in all the major cities has convinced you otherwise. At least out here in Ohio it will take them awhile to get here... you hope at least. All of the sudden you hear Greensfork tornado sirens go off.

What do you do?
1) Call your family (they live in Chicago 5hrs away)
2) search the internet for information on zombies
3) check on your neighbors
4) go to work as usual

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You decide to get online and find out more information on zombies, I have to know what I'm up against you think! The first place you go is Wikipedia, after reading for about 10 seconds you realize it has been vandalized disappointed you continue searching for more information, you start reading a guide from Resident Evil a video game and discover that you need to remove the head of a zombie or burn it to death to kill it completely.... well I hope it works in real life you think to yourself. Suddenly you hear a scream in the hallway outside of your apartment and a loud banging on your door *thud* *thud* *thud*

what do you do?

1) Hide, hope that whoever is outside goes away
2) Go to the door and yell asking who it is
3) look for a weapon, then open the door quickly to surpirse whatever is outside
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You quickly look around you apartment for something to wield as a weapon, after a quick look in the closet you grab a nine iron from your set of golf clubs and approach the door.... *thud* *thud* *thud* comes the knocking on the door again. You still hear screaming and now what seems to be crying.... quickly you open the door...

"Hello" you hear as you swing your golf club with all your might.

Laying on the floor in front of your door is now an older man, you would guess he is in his mid to late 50's lying knocked out from the hit you gave him with the golf club. Across the hall you see your neighbor hastily throwing stuff in a suitcase while his wife is holding onto their screaming 8 year old daughter who doesn't want to leave. The husband looks at you as he slams the door to his apartment shut, "Wow you really hit him good... "
I was worried about Zombies you quickly say

The man still in a panic looks at you and says "Yeah we all are, I'm packing up my family and making a run for it, you should too!"


What do you do?
1) Follow the family as they flee
2) Drag the knocked out man inside your apartment so that you can talk to him when he wakes up.
3) Go back in your apartment leaving the knocked out man in the hall

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You watch as the family runs down the hallway and then turn the corner out of your site. What a mess this has turned into you think as you drag your knocked out foe into your house.

After entering the house you lock your door and examine the man, he has a pretty big bump where you clubbed him in the head. He seems to be in his 50's about 5'8 and around 220 lbs making him a chubby sort of man. He has graying hair and a mustache.

You go to the kitchen to get a glass of water on him, he wakes up suddenly. "Damn it! What happened, where am I" He yells. After a few minutes he has calmed down, (he surprisingly gets over the fact that you knocked out quickly, claiming he may have done the same thing)and he explains that he was trying to get a group of people from your apartment to for a resistance to hold out here. He invites you to join his small group and ask you to help him find others in the apartment to join.

What do you do?

1) Tell him no and make a run for it like the other family.
2) Tell him no, you'd rather try and do your own thing for now.
3) Tell him yes and ask him what to do.
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You tell him that you want to join his group, he holds out his hand and you shake it, he says "I almost forgot to tell you, my name is Randy."

You ask Randy what he wants you to do, rubbing his sore head he says that he would like to go back up to his apartment and rest a few minutes, but he wants you to see if there is anyone left in the building willing to join the group from the first floor. Randy says he lives in room 304, which is on the top floor of the three story building.

Before Randy leaves he ask if you have any large pans or jugs to store water in, you look through the kitchen but can only come up with one pan to send with him.

After he leaves you grab your 9 iron and head to the first floor, the first door you come to is 301 and no one is home, the second door is 302 and you can hear someone make a noise behind the door when you knock.

what do you do?
1) Break in the door.
2) Wait to see if something answers the door.
3) Wait at the door ready to attack anything that opens it.
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You move as far back as you can in the hallway to get a running charge at the door. You take off running as fast as you can ready to shoulder charge the door, right before you hit the door you notice it starting to open.....

As you hit the door with all of your might it swings open, making you fall over and crash on the ground on the other side. You here someone scream, and look up to notice the barrel of a gun pointing at your face

You begin to notice the room around you, in the corner next to the door an older women in her 80's is on the floor, you must have knocked her over when you came charging through the door. The person holding what appears to be a World War II style rifle in your face you assume to be her husband. He also appears to be in his 80's but seems perfectly capable of blowing your brains out at this point.

"I told you Edna!" the old man exclaims, "By golly I told you, a no good young whippier snapper would come in here trying to loot us! Nothing but Thugs, todays youth I tell you."

The old man looks at you and says, what do you have to say for yourself, or should I just go ahead and kill you now....


What do you do?
1) Attempt to explain why you are there
2) Cry and beg for mercy
3) Try to fight the old man, hoping his gun won't work or that you catch him off guard.



Original Comments:
Kris - lol that is a pretty funny thing. Is that a actuall thing they did on hobowars? it is pretty funny

Dustin - It's a game I'm running on hobowars, I write the story and then give them options, and they decide what Frank should do. Then I write some more of the story using their pick.

Dustin - Well I never did keep updating this on here, but if anyone actually reads this the story ended up being 60 pages or so long and if they want to know more from it I can give it to you.

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